Welcome, allow me to introduce…
The Massively Multiplayer market, once a majestic monument to magic and mystery, now waxes mundane, immobilized under a most mediocre monopoly and the mimetic myriad of imitators. Those who meander the murky marshes of monotonous material find instead a mechanical mood of melancholy. But melodramatic monologue aside, I am but a mere maverick, lending a metaphoric machete to the mental molasses so that we may together master this monster en masse.
Mirthfully,
Machination.